JACK
The real star of the show. A seriously overgrown rabbit
with a thyroid condition. Trouble is his middle name. To know him is to love him.
Grew up in a park in Brooklyn eating garbage from local restaurants. Addicted to Chinese food. Loves the ladies. Quite hyperactive, he eats more sugar than he should. No filter on Jack's mouth.
His hobbies include leaving bags of flaming dog poop at the front doors' of mean neighbors, and dropping water balloons on their heads. He is known for his artful toilet-papering of cars and houses.
One of his life long dreams is to belch the National Anthem at the opening of the season at Yankee Stadium. The other is to get both of the Olsen twins, at the same time, into a hot tub with him.
George adopted Jack after an ASPCA worker took him home for a trial stay. In just one evening, he was returned after doing something unspeakable with the family's favorite canary.
He is working on a book entitled, "Don't Mess with the Bunny."
Grew up in a park in Brooklyn eating garbage from local restaurants. Addicted to Chinese food. Loves the ladies. Quite hyperactive, he eats more sugar than he should. No filter on Jack's mouth.
His hobbies include leaving bags of flaming dog poop at the front doors' of mean neighbors, and dropping water balloons on their heads. He is known for his artful toilet-papering of cars and houses.
One of his life long dreams is to belch the National Anthem at the opening of the season at Yankee Stadium. The other is to get both of the Olsen twins, at the same time, into a hot tub with him.
George adopted Jack after an ASPCA worker took him home for a trial stay. In just one evening, he was returned after doing something unspeakable with the family's favorite canary.
He is working on a book entitled, "Don't Mess with the Bunny."