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Tired of high taxes?
Low wages?
The high cost of living?
Jack is your man, err... rabbit!
Jack, the World's Only Talking Rabbit,
announces his candidacy for
Governor of New York State for 2006.
Jack, the dummy, will be assisted in his campaign by his stooge, George Sunshine, the Ventriloquist. Jack said, "It wouldn't be the first time a dummy was elected to public office!"
"All politicians..." Jack says, "...suffer from the same disease: Truth Decay!!!"
"The current administration has been robbing you for years. Give me a chance!"
His Platform:
"I will be the greatest Governor money can buy!"
"I promise to do very little work, because I know I can't get fired."
"I'm good for the economy, 'cause I don't waste money. I eat mostly carrots, and rarely wear clothes. I'm low-maintenance."